What do you call identical boobs?
Identitties.
Right.
“youre so fucking dumb why the hell would you post those pictures honestly youre so fucking stupid”
k thanks love you too
haha what the hell
aparently the world runs on alex time.
him friday morning : “(unimportant words) stop talking to me. bye”
hadnt txted him back since he said that
him sunday evening: “hey” …. “want to come over?”
really? are you really asking me that. really. common now.
Microscopic view of drugs
Heroin:
Marijuana:
Cocaine:
Meth:
MDMA:
LSD:
DMT:
Ketamine:
bye for good. hey. smoke. dirty. party. beer. moving. what?
my day in a nutshell
alex bought me flowers…!
That awkward moment when you don’t know if you should say “today” or “tomorrow” after midnight.
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When your parents try to get you to spill your secrets by saying: “we can talk about anything,” and you just look at them like…
I love my parents to death…but you really can’t tell them everything.
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